it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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