PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you traded sex for a burrito?
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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