Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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