New invention idea: vibrating tampons
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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