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girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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