Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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