god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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