Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

He told me I remind him of his sister...

(917): View more from New York City

Was this before or after you did it?

(512): View more from Texas

before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.

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(816): View more from Missouri

if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.

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(585): View more from New York

you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish

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(850): View more from Florida

I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in

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(925): View more from California

Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!

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