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• (713): View more from Texas

  You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.

  (925): View more from California

  I'm not gay.

  (713): View more from Texas

  Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?

  (925): View more from California

  If ghandi gives good head...I'm in

  (713): View more from Texas

  Its fine.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.

  (1-256): View more from Alabama

  I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them

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  FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.

  (1-907): View more from Alaska

  That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Do you think the firemen will remember me?

  (315): View more from New York

  Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.

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