found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.