How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
