just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.