did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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