Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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