so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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