Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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