I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Your cock deserves a montage
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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