The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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