Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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