nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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