New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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