Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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