Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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