We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm like, not good at living.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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