I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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