I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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