she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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