i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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