Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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