My room smells like vodka and shame
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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