i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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