Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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