i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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