he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
When are your genitals available?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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