You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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