i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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