Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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