Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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