He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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