i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
thus making me awesome and them whores
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
