I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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