Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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