do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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