I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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