gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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