hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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