I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
True college students do jello shots in the library
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