Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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