I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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