i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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