Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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