so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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