Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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