she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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