...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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