Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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