i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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