But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
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hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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