Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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