Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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